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So since the blog was just started, it obviously would have been impossible for me to review the first few episodes of Teen Wolf Season 3B individually, so I'll just go over everything so far at once. So as not to be confusing, I will be acting as if the second episode of 3B is episode 2 (it's technically 14).
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Episode 2: More Bad Than Good
Oh, so we're going to start out at the same point as the ending. Yay. Well, now we know the torturer. Oh wait, we don't. It's some weirdo we haven't met before. Oh great, they're speaking in Spanish. What do they want? I don't know, I can't understand. Oh, look, here comes an elderly lady. I bet she'll tell us. What do you want, old lady? Oh, the she-wolf? Do you mean Cora? Well, you should know Derek won't hand her over. Don't believe me? Ask him!
Of course, he doesn't tell her, but she has other plans. Peter is quite different than Derek. She knows he has a self-preservation instinct. But how to threaten him? Oh. OH. Gross. Nice, cut off his finger. Lovely. Well, now we know, you have 9 chances, buddy.
Skip to the other plotline. Scott and Stiles find the werecoyotes den. Good job. Now you know where she WON'T be. But where WILL she be?
Well, Agent McCall is an a**. But we all knew that, didn't we. But he really isn't being helpful. He's just an obstruction. I wish his son had gone off on him last episode. It would have been SO satisfying.
Oh. That's where Malia's headed. But of course. Where else but the town?
Oh, by the way, this next part was what made me sure I liked Kira. Her awkwardness is beautiful. I love it. I just love it. It reminds me of a female me. It's perfect.
So, yep. Goodbye, Scallison, hello, Scira. New OTP. And I just KNOW it's gonna go wrong. But one can hope!
Anyways... Of course, dyslexic Stiles gets picked to read in class. Is it gonna activate? Maybe not... Whelp. There it is. That must be frustrating. So frustrating that Stiles practically faints in class. Of course, BFF Scott is on the job.
"I'll take him to the nurse"
*takes Stiles to locker room*
Like, okay then. But I guess the whole finger thing is okay. Feels kinda overdramatic, though.
1
*dramatic pause*
2
*dramatic music in the background*
3
You get the drift.
Wow, look at Kira, being all nice and helpful. She should get a reward. But nope, instead she gets almost eaten. You'd think she could take it, given the fact that she's a, you know... Well, maybe you don't. They haven't actually said in the show yet, just in interviews.
But anyway, instead she cowers. And look, Ma, look, it's tiptoeing! Just like Allison said it would!
Here comes Scott to the rescue! Underdog! Yay! (aren't I so clever?)
Oh, look, she must want the doll. How adorable. Let's kill people to get the doll. Great logic.
Someone's saving our shirtless heroes! Who is it? Oh. It's the girl all the way back from the first episode. Thought she was dead. Guess not.
Well, she saved them, and now the animal control are in the school.
Stiles' dad seems a bit annoying. Get your head in the (supernatural) game (WILDCATS!). Come on. Well, now Kira has more awkward moments. Don't worry, Kira, making friends is hard. You'll get there. Pinky swear.
Great, let's tranq the coyote. Who we gonna call? Ghostbusters! Nope, just Allison. And she hasn't even got her perfect aim. Great.
Well, Scott's gonna ALPHA Malia into human form. How ALPHA of him. Such a great ALPHA.
But first, he has to talk to the only two Alphas who were actually cool. That's right, the twins, Ethan and Aidan.
Of course, Lydia keeps in touch with Aidan. Such a rebel.
Well, where are they? I don't see them, where could they-
OMG COOL ENTRANCE! But they're beating up Scott. So helpful!
Except it apparently is. Losing control GIVES him control. Try to figure out THAT paradox, Sherlock.
That is, until they "help" too much. Now he's lying on the table bleeding. Yay.
Oh. The doll is the apology to the dead sister. That actually IS kinda sweet. Now I feel tears in my eyes, even though the moment isn't meant to be sad. Well.
Well, both Lydia and Isaac are in bear traps. I feel bad, I love both characters. Of course, Isaac was stupid enough to trigger it, but Lydia is smart. She didn't lift her foot.
Well, Stiles gets Lydia out.
ALPHA SCOTT. ALPHA. SCOTT. Gives Isaac strength to escape the bear trap, impresses Stiles, but, most importantly, humanizes Malia. And now she's naked. Delightful.
What's this? Fireflies? Oh, they're gonna turn human. How nice. Whatever could this be? A nice little gift to the world? Probably not.
~Lydia